Figure of Liberty Memorial is the file "liberty_memorial.jpg".
Chapter 2 - Setting Up the Tables
Table of Melkior Responses
Response
"Melkior says 'You will kneel before me and Lord Death!'"
"Melkior says 'Would you like to try some of this black ichor?'"
"Melkior says 'I cannot believe that I was defeated by a dwarf and a multi-armed human.'"
"Melkior says 'Lord Death, save me!'"
"Melkior says 'Ailusherai! I will find you!'"
Table of Hank the Wino King Rants
Rant
"Hank the Wino King frowns. 'The rich oppress things.'"
"Hank the Wino King says 'The rich subjugate things. Look no further than Christianity!'"
"Hank the Wino King exclaims 'One of these days people will rise up in droves against the wealthy.'"
"Hank the Wino King furrows his brow, the deep lines showing his age, and says 'They say 'eat the rich' when I say 'let's just take their cash from them and run'.'"
"Hank the Wino King whistfully smiles and says 'Some churches do a good job for the community like Church of the Resurrection. I really wish I had an awesome ring to rub to take me there at this moment!'"
Table of Mr Linendot Sayings
Saying
"Mr Linendot smiles and says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot the officially unofficial spokesperson of Pepso: the only drink made with real pepsin!'"
"Mr Linendot offers you an unmarked can and shouts 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot! Try the new 'refreshing' flavor of Pepso: 'vanilla'!'"
"Mr Linendot says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot here to tell you about the delicious beverage Pepso. The only drink made with real pepsin and now comes in a new refreshing flavor of 'vanilla'. And remember kids, I can no longer say they are the official sponsor of the show as that has never been the case.' He drinks a Pepso 'And here comes my lunch...'"
Table of Zingo Responses
Response
"When in doubt, crap it out!"
"If you don't follow me towards the path of paradise, I will eat a chicken salad sandwich."
"Once bitten, thrice found out."
"Leading a horse to water can make you late to dinner and we don't want that, now do we?"
"Without a proper cleansing, the impure will continue to walk the earth."
"One is not truly clean until they are Zest-fully clean."
"Kirk? Kirk!? Kirk, can you hear me?"
Table of Television Responses
Response
"Where's Waldo? He's 5 foot 10 inches with a red and white striped shirt, red and white striped hat, propensity to hide. Please, let us know. His family misses him."
"Corey Corem has put out his latest album containing all new classics. You can find 'It's a Plea Bargain, Baby!' is available on all your favorite streaming platforms and local stores."
"And that, folks, was the latest trailer for 'Hands Off My Burrito!', the lastest film in the Billy Davis Cinematic Universe. Well, it was exactly what I expected. Let's just say!"
"The ex-wife of Firenze Prumt was found dead today in an apparent suicide while falling down the stairs. This comes days after said she has dirt on his activities many have claimed are illegal in nature."
"Enjoy the newest, hippest, greatest chip in town: Mumford Chips. Mumford Chips: the chips that make you...gruuuuuuunt! Made by S.C. Johnson Wax."
"Drink Pepso! The only drink made with real pepsin!"
Amelia is a person. They are in Arthur Bryant's - Internal. The description is "Amelia is a slender woman wearing ruined aviator clothes. She has sandy blonde hair. She is totally drunk and appears to almost always be that way.".
Darcon is a person. They are in Arthur Bryant's - Internal. Understand "cook" as Darcon. The description is "He looks like a typical cook wearing a black shirt and pants.".
Buckethead is a person. The description is "That's right. THE Buckethead! He appears to be staring at his chickens, which are aimlessly pecking at and scratching the floor.".
Mr Linendot is a person. They are in UMKC. The description is "He has lines for limbs and dots for joints. His perfectly circular head only has dots for eyes and a line for a mouth.".
Melkior is a person. They are in Westport. The description is "He is an Eldarim turned undead after pledging his life to Death himself. He is currently held together it would seem by just simple rags. There are severely damaged parts on his body from previous battles.".
Hank the Wino King is a person. They are in Central & 4th. The description is "A dishevelled man stands before you with long, matted, brown hair. The odor that eminates from them is an assault on the senses. Their long coat is greasy and grimey."
Moonchild is a person. They are in Crown Center. The description is "The Moonchild is a man dressed in early Renaissance-style clothing and speaks with an authentic English accent."
Elmo is a person. They are in Arthur Bryant's - Internal. The description is "Elmo is a furry red muppet that has a high pitched voice, refers to himself in the third person, and loves to smile and dance and play."
Gandalf the Grey is a person. They are in Arthur Bryant's - Internal. The description is "Gandalf is a tall wizard with grey hair, long beard, grey robes, and a wide-brimmed hat. He is often seen smoking from an ornate long pipe."
Police Clerk is a person. They are in Kansas City Police HQ. The description is "She's a generic looking police officer that is in charge of handling police evidence.".
Zingo the Makeupless Clown is a person. They are in Ewing & Muriel Kaufman Memorial Garden. The printed name is "Zingo, the Makeup-less Clown". The description is "Zingo, the Makeup-less Clown has no make up on. He has a black eye from a prior altercation. His face is covered in grime. He wears a raggedy, fitted, red shirt. He wears sweatpants that are dirty with torn out pockets and holes in semi-random places. On his right wrist is a smart watch despite no apparent accompanied smart phone. On one foot is a dirty, old sneaker. On the other is a smelly sock and a grody sandal. He smells vaguely like cat litter."
Zongi the Clown is a person. The printed name is "Zongi, the Clown". They are in Ewing & Muriel Kaufman Memorial Garden. The description is "This Gacy-esque clown is doing clown things.".
Colonel Barleyton is a person. The description is "A black haired, bearded man known for being many things, one of which was on some space show in the 80s.".
Chief of Police is a person. The description is "This is the man that is in charge of the Kansas City police force. His mustache and gruff demeanor command respect. His icy blue eyes project a piercing gaze that would make even the most hardened criminal weak and confess their crimes as well as a few they didn't commit just so as to remove his attention.".
The detective's badge is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "A golden-colored, metallic detective's badge.".
BBQ Burnt Ends is a thing. It is edible. The description is "The BBQ burnt ends are a Kansas City specialty. They look so good and that they should be eaten before getting too cold.".
Balloon Dog is a thing. The description is "This green dog-shaped balloon animal was masterfully crafted by Zongi, the Clown. It has 'Colonel Barleyton at Bartle Hall' written on it.".
Dice is a thing. The description is "These two six-sided dice are special in that they look red with chrome metal poured over parts of it. They're especially useful for playing Steal the Dragon Hoard, which can be played with the command 'game'."
Can of Vanilla Pepso is a thing. The description is "A can of 'delicious', 'refreshing', 'vanilla' Pepso, the only flavored cola made with real pepsin.".
ye flask is a thing. The description is "It is a flask containing some unknown liquid.".
Understand "credits" as credits. Credits is an action applying to nothing.
Carry out credits:
say "I would like to first and foremost thank Nina Nadu, my wife, for being my everything.";
say "[line break]Next, I would like to thank my kids Olivia and Henry for being the rambuncious lot that you both are and have a special place in my heart!";
say "[line break]Finally, I appreciate the following people who have helped me test this interactive fiction from its inception (in alphabetical order):[line break]";
say "[line break]Without your help, this would not be here!";
say "[paragraph break]The internal view of Arthur Bryant's is found at <https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:09-01-06-ArthurBryant-int.jpg>, courtesy of Bobak Ha'Eri (resized from original to fit in most 'terps), and subject to the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Generic license <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/legalcode>".
Carry out accusing when the noun is a person and the noun is not the player:
if the crime solved is false and the noun is Officer Arnold:
say "Officer Arnold looks at you confused and says 'I know we haven't known each other long, but why in the world would accuse your partner with such baseless accusations?'";
otherwise:
say "[the noun] shakes their head and says 'Sorry, I didn't do it.'".
say "You are a handsome-looking African-American detective in the KC police department. You wear a black hat and carry a badge. You're known city-wide for your criminal investigatory skills."
say "Amelia looks ups and looks utterly devastated. She says 'I have lost my husband in a plane crash. It's only these people that keep me from falling apart.'".
Instead of talking when the noun is Darcon:
say "He stares through you and says 'Whaddya want? More food? Here you go!'";
now the player has BBQ.
Instead of talking when the noun is Elmo:
say "'Elmo beating strong wizard!'".
Instead of talking when the noun is Gandalf the Grey:
say "He frowns and looks at you. 'This red, furry thing beats me every time in a dice game.'".
say "Seek out the root cause of a murder, detective. Maybe give yourself a good look and don't forget to have some fun along the way, or you'll go mad.";
say "Everyone looks up as you enter and smiles. You hear rounds of 'Hello!' and 'How are you today, detective?'[paragraph break]Inside the food prep area, and behind the first window, Darcon eyes you suspiciously while slowly chewing on something in his mouth that is likely his tongue.";
say "Everyone immediately starts simultaneously speaking up for help with their mysteries. A man walks up to you and says 'I'll bet you one burnt ends plate that you can't guess where my wife is off to.'[paragraph break]You think for a moment and say 'She's off with your brother again and headed to New York. However, this time, it's unlikely you'll ever see her again. Now! Where's my BBQ?'";
say "[paragraph break]Everyone in the restaurant 'ooo's' at what you said.";
say "[paragraph break]Darcon looks you up and down, frowns, and says 'You seem to have a distinct lack of burnt ends in your possession. Here, have some...for a price!'";
move BBQ Burnt Ends to the location of the player;
say "Darcon hands you the delicious looking BBQ, the man who lost his wife pays for it at the counter, and you take a seat at one of the tables. Several people try to strike up a conversation with you.";
say "While you eat, your police radio crackles and the voice on the other end says 'We have a murdered teenager in the Grove Park, east of Arthur Bryant's, in the 18th & Vine district.'";
say "You sigh because that's near you and respond with an affirmative. You think to yourself that this is going to be a difficult day despite the delicious food.";
say "Police are everywhere. Witnesses are in the process of being interrogated. As you walk closer to where a cluster of police and detectives are, you see it: the body of an African-American teenage boy covered in blood. He appears to have been shot several times. After a quick debriefing by the other detectives, you're tasked with taking the photos downtown to the Kansas City Police HQ for further investigation.";
say "[paragraph break]You can find it easily by heading west to Arthur Bryant's, then northwest to '1 of a Kind', and enter the overworld. From there, head west and enter downtown and it should be somewhere in the northeast. Hey! Why am I telling you this? You [bold type]know this[roman type] by now.";
move Crime Scene Photos to the location of the player;
silently try taking Crime Scene Photos.
[Act II]
Act II Scene 1 is a scene. Act II Scene 1 begins when Act I ends. Act II Scene 1 ends when Police Clerk has Crime Scene Photos.
To decide whether Crime Scene Photos interests Police Clerk:
if Police Clerk has Crime Scene Photos, no;
yes.
After giving Crime Scene Photos to Police Clerk:
say "The clerk looks at the photos while putting them into an evidence bag. She says 'Oh my! These are horrible and someone so young! Well, here is something to sign.'";
say "You fill the forms out in triplicate that transfer the evidence over to the clerk.";
say "As you're about to leave the clerk clears her throat and says 'Honey, this is going to be a tough one to crack. Let's just say someone important's brother probably did this.'";
say "You say 'Oooookay!?'";
say "The clerk smiles and points toward the west. She says 'You're wanted at City Hall. I hear you have a partner now! Go say 'hi' to them.'";
say "'Oh great! Who now?', you think.";
move Officer Arnold to City Hall.
Act II Scene 2 is a scene. Act II Scene 2 begins when Act II Scene 1 ends. Act II Scene 2 ends when the player has Balloon Dog.
say "Officer Arnold scowls and looks you up and down. He says 'So, I deal with one of [bold type]you[roman type]?'";
say "You smile politely and say 'What ever could you mean by such toxic words you short, pasty man? We have a crime to solve. The soonest we get that resoled, the soonest we can move on to our normal lives. Agreed? Good!'";
say "Officer Arnold mutters something under his breath and then says 'Okay. Let's just get to the Plaza area and see what we can find out about this murder. If you don't know where that is, go west, south, and south again, enter the street, and go south until you reach it.'".
say "Zongi looks you up and down. She says 'Oh...one of your kind. Look. I know nothing about the murder other than try to find a Biker Gang.'";
say "Zongi picks up a long, green deflated balloon, inflates it and fashions it into the shape of a dog. She says 'Here! Have this. Maybe it'll help you find your true way out of here.'";
say "Zongi looks at you and says 'Wouldn't it be nice if things were a tad bit different?'[paragraph break]You reply with 'Yes. I couldn't agree more. People need to just love one another and respect their humanity.'".
Before going to a room (called new room) while new room is City Hall:
say "Outside City Hall, there are at least twenty white protestors raging. Their chant? 'You will not replace us!' and other similar slogans.".
Before going to a room (called new room) while the chatted up of Officer Arnold is true:
move Officer Arnold to new room.
Act II Scene 3 is a scene. Act II Scene 3 begins when Act II Scene 2 ends. Act II Scene 3 ends when Second murder is true.
say "Arnold paces around and shouts 'This is already starting out bad. We are being told off by a Gacy-esque clown who tells us random biker gangs did it!'";
say "[paragraph break]You say 'No, she said to ask a biker gang about it. But where do we know biker gangs hang out?'";
say "[paragraph break]Arnold stops pacing and taps the floor. After a brief pause, he says 'Paola?'";
say "Officer Arnold sternly looks at Colonel Barleyton and proclaims 'Alright, buddy! I see the beard and the tattoos. You're clearly a biker. What do you know about the murder of a black boy in 18th & Vine?'";
say "[line break]Colonel Barleyton throws an icy glare and says 'The acceptable term is African-American and I am no biker, although there is nothing wrong with that lifestyle. I wish, I could honestly help you out.'";
say "[line break]You smile, offer your card, and say 'Thank you, sir! If you could, could you keep an eye out for any information on this while you're town. Seriously, enjoy the convention while here.'";
say "[line break]Colonel Barleyton takes the offered card and says 'Sure thing, detective! It's a shame that some people here have such attitudes as this one, and that you get to deal with it, given recent Kansas City history.'";
say "You head home and uncomfortably sleep. You have a detective's intuition that this isn't over. The next day, you find out it is true when you hear word that another African-American teen was murdered.";
say "[paragraph break]You decide it's time to speak to the Wino King in Penn Valley Park. He seems to always know the whereabouts of things, anyways.";
say "Hank suspiciously looks at you and says 'So. You've come to the great King of the Winos to find out who your murderer is. I may know a few intimate details, but I'm afraid it'll get me into trouble.'".
Instead of accusing when the noun is Hank the Wino King and Act II Scene 4 is happening:
say "Hank gasps 'Okay! Okay! I'll talk. You don't have to be so pushy. I saw a police car drive up. It was too dark to tell features and I was a little high. He shot that kid in cold blood! Several times. I'll never forget the police car number: 1. Number 1!'";
say "Both you and Arnold look at each other. You say 'Thank you. This was most helpful.'";
say "As you both walk away, Arnold looks at you and matter of factly says 'You know who has car number 1, don't you?'";
say "You nod solemnly. 'It's time to speak to the chief and get a confession out of him. I never thought I would have to do this in a million years.'";
now Hank Accused is true;
move the Chief of Police to Kansas City Police HQ;
move the player to Kansas City Police HQ.
Act II Scene 5 is a scene. Act II Scene 5 begins when Act II Scene 4 ends. Act II Scene 5 ends when Chief of Police accused is true.
Instead of accusing when the noun is the Chief of Police and Act II Scene 5 is happening:
say "Arnold absolutely beams as you timidly walk up to the Chief of Police and say 'Chief. You're under arrest for the murder of two teenage boys. Your personal police cruiser was seen at the scene of the most recent one.'";
say "The Chief glowers sternly and bellows 'You knobs! I was at a fundraiser for widows of the officers killed in the line of duty. Something that you all would only aspire to at this point. For your actions, I only have one thing to say to you: SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY! I will of course alert the appropriate media outlets so that your shame can be fully realized.'";
say "You just stand there with your mouth silently opening and closing like a fish. As you are being forcibly escorted out of the police HQ, you think 'It might be time to skulk to Arthur Bryant's for some more BBQ.'";
test me with "eat bbq / enter door / e / w / nw / w / give photos to clerk / w / say hi to arnold / w / s / s / s / s / s / e / say hi to zongi / w / w / say hi to barleyton".
test pt2 with "say hi to wino / accuse wino / accuse chief"
