Version 1.0.0 of Buttered Toast Rules by William Moore begins here. Chapter 1 - The Basic Commands Understand "slap [something]" as slapping. Slapping is an action applying to one visible thing. After slapping when the noun is a person: say "You viciously slap [the noun]!". Understand "poke [something]" as poking. Poking is an action applying to one visible thing. After poking when the noun is a person: say "You poke [the noun]." Before reading a command: let N be "[the player's command]"; if N is "take over kingdom", say "What kingdom, you dumple!?"; if N is "take over world", say "Sorry, Brain!". Buttered Toast Rules ends here. ---- DOCUMENTATION ---- [ Copyright (C) 2022 William R. Moore This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation, version 3 of the License. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with this program. If not, see . ]