Asking someone about something is speech. Telling someone about something is speech. Answering someone that something is speech. Asking someone for something is speech.
Looking is look.
The block giving rule is not listed in the check giving it to rules.
"Melkior says 'You will kneel before me and Lord Death!'"
"Melkior says 'Would you like to try some of this black ichor?'"
"Melkior says 'I cannot believe that I was defeated by a dwarf and a multi-armed human.'"
"Melkior says 'Lord Death, save me!'"
"Melkior says 'Ailusherai! I will find you!'"
Table of Hank the Wino King Rants
Rant
"Hank the Wino King frowns. 'The rich oppress things.'"
"Hank the Wino King says 'The rich subjugate things. Look no further than Christianity!'"
"Hank the Wino King exclaims 'One of these days people will rise up in droves against the wealthy.'"
"Hank the Wino King furrows his brow, the deep lines showing his age, and says 'They say 'eat the rich' when I say 'let's just take their cash from them and run'.'"
"Hank the Wino King whistfully smiles and says 'Some churches do a good job for the community like Church of the Resurrection. I really wish I had an awesome ring to rub to take me there at this moment!'"
"Mr Linendot smiles and says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot the officially unofficial spokesperson of Pepso: the only drink made with real pepsin!'"
"Mr Linendot offers you an unmarked can and shouts 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot! Try the new 'refreshing' flavor of Pepso: 'vanilla'!'"
"Mr Linendot frowns and says 'I'm legally required to use air quotes so as not to be sued by Pepso...again..."
"Mr Linendot says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot here to tell you about the delicious beverage Pepso. The only drink made with real pepsin and now comes in a new refreshing flavor of 'vanilla'. And remember kids, I can no longer say they are the official sponsor of the show as that has never been the case.' He drinks a Pepso 'And here comes my lunch...'"
The Narrator is a person. They are in Poorly Lit Room. The description is "The narrator is well-dressed and young looking. However, what their true form is beguiling. They look like they urgently want to speak with you.".
Amelia is a person. The description of Amelia is "Amelia is a slender woman wearing ruined aviator clothes. She has sandy blonde hair. She is totally drunk and appears to almost always be that way.".
Buckethead is a person. The description is "That's right. THE Buckethead! He appears to be staring at his chickens, which are aimlessly pecking at and scratching the floor.".
Mr Linendot is a person. They are in UMKC. The description is "He has lines for limbs and dots for joints. His perfectly circular head only has dots for eyes and a line for a mouth.".
Melkior is a person. They are in Broadway & 47th. The description is "He is an Eldarim turned undead after pledging his life to Death himself. He is currently held together it would seem by just simple rags. There are severely damaged parts on his body from previous battles.".
Hank the Wino King is a person. They are in Central & 4th. The description is "A dishevelled man stands before you with long, matted, brown hair. The odor that eminates from them is an assault on the senses. Their long coat is greasy and grimey."
Moonchild is a person. They are in Crown Center. The description is "The Moonchild is a man dressed in early Renaissance-style clothing and speaks with an authentic English accent."
Elmo is a person. They are in CoR Leawood Sanctuary Lower Floor Northwest Corridor. The description is "Elmo is a furry red muppet that has a high pitched voice, refers to himself in the third person, and loves to smile and dance and play."
Gandalf the Grey is a person. They are in CoR Leawood Sanctuary Lower Floor Northwest Corridor. The description is "Gandalf is a tall wizard with grey hair, long beard, grey robes, and a wide-brimmed hat. He is often seen smoking from an ornate long pipe."
The amulet of destiny is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "A bright and shiny amulet that weighs a bunch.".
The ring of awesomeness is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "An awesome-looking ring that fits your finger perfectly.".
The wide-brimmed hat of irregularity is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "A purple, wide-brimmed had with a feather stuck in the cheetah band.".
The fluffy cape of the damned is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "A fluffy, deep red cloak that one wears if they're of a certain profession.".
The diamond topped cane of justice is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "This can is black with gold tracings and a diamond top for a handle.".
The platform shoes of righteousness is a thing. It is wearable. The description is "These black shoes elevate you through extending the player to new heights.".
BBQ Burnt Ends is a thing. It is edible. The description is "The BBQ burnt ends are a Kansas City specialty. They look so good and that theyshould be eaten before getting too cold.".
The Beginning is a scene. The Beginning begins when play begins. The Beginning ends when the player is wearing the ring of awesomeness. The description of the Beginning is "Welcome to Buttered Toast: Final Battle.[line break][line break]We want to claim this is full of action, adventure, mystery, and love![line break][line break]In loving memory of Johnny von Soundstation."
move the amulet of destiny to the location of the player;
try silently taking amulet of destiny;
now the player is wearing amulet of destiny;
move the wide-brimmed hat of irregularity to the location of the player;
try silently taking wide-brimmed hat of irregularity;
now the player is wearing wide-brimmed hat of irregularity;
move the fluffy cape of the damned to the location of the player;
try silently taking fluffy cape of the damned;
now the player is wearing fluffy cape of the damned;
move the diamond topped cane of justice to the location of the player;
try silently taking diamond topped cane of justice;
now the player is wearing diamond topped cane of justice;
move the platform shoes of righteousness to the location of the player;
try silently taking platform shoes of righteousness;
now the player is wearing platform shoes of righteousness;
say "The Narrator says 'Take these implements of destruction! Seek out the root cause of a murder, officer. And don't forget to have some fun along the way, or you'll go mad.'".
say "Darcon frowns and says 'You seem to have a distinct lack of burnt ends in your posession. Here, have some...for a price!'";
move BBQ Burnt Ends to the location of the player;
try taking BBQ Burnt Ends;
say "You pay Darcon the money for the delicious looking BBQ. Darcon walks away.";
remove Darcon from play.
After eating BBQ Burnt Ends:
say "Your police radio crackles and the voice on the other end says 'We have a murdered teenager in the Grove Park.'";
say "You sigh because that's east of Arthur Bryant's and respond with an affirmative. Thinking to yourself, you conclude that this is going to be a difficult day despite the delicious food.".