Asking someone about something is speech. Telling someone about something is speech. Answering someone that something is speech. Asking someone for something is speech.
Looking is look.
The block giving rule is not listed in the check giving it to rules.
Significance is a kind of value. The significance is insignificant and significant.
Seeability is a kind of value. The seeability is seen and unseen.
Conversability is a kind of value. The conversability is spoken and unspoken.
A person has a significance. The significance of a person is usually insignificant. A person has a seeability. The seeability of a person is usually unseen. A person has a conversability. The conversability of a person is usually unspoken.
A thing has significance. The significance of a thing is usually insignificant.
When play begins:
now the right hand status line is "Score: [current score of the player]".
"Melkior says 'You will kneel before me and Lord Death!'"
"Melkior says 'Would you like to try some of this black ichor?'"
"Melkior says 'I cannot believe that I was defeated by a dwarf and a multi-armed human.'"
"Melkior says 'Lord Death, save me!'"
"Melkior says 'Ailusherai! I will find you!'"
Table of Hank the Wino King Rants
Rant
"Hank the Wino King frowns. 'The rich oppress things.'"
"Hank the Wino King says 'The rich subjugate things. Look no further than Christianity!'"
"Hank the Wino King exclaims 'One of these days people will rise up in droves against the wealthy.'"
"Hank the Wino King furrows his brow, the deep lines showing his age, and says 'They say 'eat the rich' when I say 'let's just take their cash from them and run'.'"
"Mr Linendot smiles and says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot the officially unofficial spokesperson of Pepso: the only drink made with real pepsin!'"
"Mr Linendot offers you an unmarked can and shouts 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot! Try the new 'refreshing' flavor of Pepso: 'vanilla'!'"
"Mr Linendot frowns and says 'I'm legally required to use air quotes so as not to be sued by Pepso...again..."
"Mr Linendot says 'Hi, kids! I'm Mr. Linendot here to tell you about the delicious beverage Pepso. The only drink made with real pepsin and now comes in a new refreshing flavor of 'vanilla'. And remember kids, I can no longer say they are the official sponsor of the show as that has never been the case.' He drinks a Pepso 'And here comes my lunch...'"
Summit & Jefferson is a room. The description is "The westernmost city block on the Plaza contains parking and is surrounded by Summit, 47th, Jefferson, and 48th streets. There are two blocks: one to the east and one to the southeast.".
Jefferson & Nichols North is a room. It is east of Summit & Jefferson. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Jefferson, 47th, Pennsylvania, and Nichols. There are blocks to the northeast, east, southeast, south, and west.".
Jefferson & Nichols South is a room. It is southeast of Summit & Jefferson. It is south of Jefferson & Nichols North. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Jefferson, Nichols, Pennsylvania, and 48th. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, south, and northwest.".
Jefferson & 48th is a room. It is south of Jefferson & Nichols South. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Jefferson, 48th, Pennsylvania, and Ward Parkway. There are blocks to the north and northeast.".
Pennsylvania & West 46th Terrace is a room. It is northeast of Jefferson & Nichols North. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Pennsylvania, West West 46th Terrace, Broadway, and 47th. There are blocks to the southwest, south, southeast and east.".
Pennsylvania & 47th is a room. It is east of Jefferson & Nichols North. It is northeast of Jefferson & Nichols South. It is south of Pennsylvania & West 46th Terrace. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Pennsylvania, 47th, Broadway, and Nichols. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, and west.".
Pennsylvania & Nichols is a room. It is east of Jefferson & Nichols South. It is southeast of Jefferson & Nichols North. It is south of Pennsylvania & 47th. It is northeast of Jefferson & 48th. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Pennsylvania, Nichols, Broadway, and Ward Parkway. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, west, and northwest.".
Broadway & West 46th Terrace is a room. It is east of Pennsylvania & West 46th Terrace. It is northeast of Pennsylvania & 47th. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Broadway, West West 46th Terrace, Wornall, and 47th. There are blocks to the east, southeast, south, southwest, and west.".
Broadway & 47th is a room. It is south of Broadway & West 46th Terrace. It is southeast of Pennsylvania & West 46th Terrace. It is east of Pennsylvania & 47th. It is northeast of Pennsylvania & Nichols. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Broadway, 47th, Central, and Nichols. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.".
Broadway & Nichols is a room. It is southeast of Pennsylvania & 47th. It is south of Broadway & Pennsylvania. It is east of Pennsylvania & Nichols. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Broadway, Nichols, Central, and Ward Parkway. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, west, and northwest.".
47th & Wornall is a room. It is east of Broadway & West 46th Terrace. It is northeast of Broadway & 47th. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Wornall, Wyandotte, and 47th. There are blocks to the east, southeast, south, southwest, and west.".
Central & 47th is a room. It is south of 47th & Wornall. It is southeast of Broadway & West 46th Terrace. It is east of Broadway & 47th. It is northeast of Broadway & Nichols. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Central, 47th, Wyandotte, and Nichols. There are blocks to the north, northeast, east, south, southwest, west, and northwest.".
Central & Nichols is a room. It is southeast of Broadway & 47th. It is south of Central & 47th. It is east of Broadway & Nichols. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Central, Nichols, Wyandotte, and Ward Parkway. There are blocks to the north, east, west, and northwest.".
Wyandotte & West 46th Terrace is a room. It is east of 47th & Wornall. It is northeast of Central & 47th. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Wyandotte, West 46th Terrace, Mill Creek Parkway, and Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd. There are blocks to the south, southwest, and west. The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art is to the northeast.".
Wyandotte & Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd is a room. It is southeast of Central & 47th. It is south of Wyandotte & West 46th Terrace. It is east of Central & Nichols. The description is "The city block of the Plaza contains several shops and is surrounded by Wyandotte, Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd, Mill Creek Parkway, and Ward Parkway. There are blocks to the northwest, north, and west. The University of Missouri - Kansas City campus is southeast.".
Poorly Lit Room is a room. The description of Poorly Lit Room is "You are in a poorly lit room and it is difficult to see most features. Those that are visible are blurry.".
Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art is a room. It is northeast of Wyandotte & West 46th Terrace. The description is "A large property containing multiple external sculptures, including the famous Shuttlecock, with a large, stonework mansion used to house a museum of various styles and eras of artwork. It is surrounded by Oak, 45th, Rockhill Road, and Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd.".
UMKC is a room. It is southeast of Wyandotte & Emanuel Cleaver II Blvd. The description is "The vast campus surrounded by Brookside Blvd, Dr Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd, Troost Ave, and 54th Street houses UMKC."
The Narrator is a person. They are in Poorly Lit Room. The significance of the Narrator is significant. The description is "The narrator is well-dressed and young looking. However, what their true form is beguiling. They look like they urgently want to speak with you.".
Amelia is a person. The description of Amelia is "Amelia is a slender woman wearing ruined aviator clothes. She has sandy blonde hair. She is totally drunk and appears to almost always be that way.".
Darcon is a person. The description is "He looks like a typical retail worker wearing a blue vest, white shirt, and blue pants. He is quietly muttering obscenities into his drink."
Buckethead is a person. The description is "That's right. THE Buckethead! He appears to be staring at his chickens, which are aimlessly pecking at and scratching the floor.".
Mr Linendot is a person. They are in UMKC. The description is "He has lines for limbs and dots for joints. His perfectly circular head only has dots for eyes and a line for a mouth.".
Melkior is a person. They are in Broadway & 4th. The description is "He is an Eldarim turned undead after pledging his life to Death himself. He is currently held together it would seem by just simple rags. There are severely damaged parts on his body from previous battles.".
Hank the Wino King is a person. They are in Central & 4th. The description is "A dishevelled man stands before you with long, matted, brown hair. The odor that eminates from them is an assault on the senses. Their long coat is greasy and grimey."
The amulet of destiny is a thing. It is wearable. The significance of the amulet of destiny is significant. The description of the amulet of destiny is "A bright and shiny amulet that weighs a bunch.".
The ring of awesomeness is a thing. It is wearable. The significance of the ring of awesomeness is significant. The description of the ring of awesomeness is "An awesome-looking ring that fits your finger perfectly.".
The wide-brimmed hat of irregularity is a thing. It is wearable. The description of the wide-brimmed hat of irregularity is "A purple, wide-brimmed had with a feather stuck in the cheetah band.".
The fluffy cape of the damned is a thing. It is wearable. The description of the fluffy cape of the damned is "A fluffy, deep red cloak that one wears if they're of a certain profession.".
The diamond topped cane of justice is a thing. It is wearable. The description of the diamond topped cane of justice is "This can is black with gold tracings and a diamond top for a handle.".
The platform shoes of righteousness is a thing. It is wearable. The description of the platform shoes of righteousness is "These black shoes elevate you through extending the player to new heights."
The Beginning is a scene. The Beginning begins when play begins. The Beginning ends when the player is wearing the ring of awesomeness. The description of the Beginning is "Welcome to Buttered Toast: Final Battle.[line break][line break]We want to claim this is full of action, adventure, mystery, and love![line break][line break]In loving memory of Johnny von Soundstation."
say "The Narrator says 'Hello, Billy Davis! What you are about to see is Buttered Toast: Final Battle. If you have not played any of the others, do not fret! This is unrelated.";
